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DEMOTIVATING AMERICA - bit by bit, day by day, dream by dream, its called Liberal Nirvana!

U.S.M.C. - If you don't understand this, you've never meet a United States Marine.

TAGS: if you don t understand this you ve never meet a united states marine
Rating: 4.38/5

More politifakes by Jarhead

americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 2:53 pm
what does it mean thhen
OTC - November 23, 2014, 12:28 pm
americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 12:48 am
they destroy what is ever in there way? no i got it. They will haply destroy something if it means that they get what they want?. I have it guys. they don't play by international rules they will do what they want to get their way? was i close?

57 STATES - In the United States of Obama

FREEDOM - Bill of Rights that protects a right to keep and bear arms Is one of the most sanctified American freedoms

NERMAL - While Osama remains at large, the United States did succeed finding a very cute cat in Abu Dhabi.


TAGS: red states low iq s stupid
Rating: 1.19/5

More politifakes by Embalmer

KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:31 am
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:25 am
Great point! So how do you think the people in #4 feel about the taxing people making over 250K a year thing? Bear in mind if a teacher is married to a fireman they make over 250K a year...or is this you are hearing about it?
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:19 am
But the "smartest" state elected him didn't they? Again and again...wasn't that your point? High IQ=better voting? Good to see you like the united bi-partisan approach though!
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:45 am
methinks he's been ingesting too much embalming fluid. I wonder how bad the fumes alone are messing up his head
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 12:34 am

Agreed. "Opiates don't f*** up the mind"? LOLwut?..... Crazytown.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:26 am
Oh yes it does. Look at Edgar Allen Poe. He was wasted on it most of the time. Supposedly the only way he could write the wacky stuff he wrote.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:25 am
What's that have to do with anything? They are personal friends.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:28 pm
Opiates don't f*** up the mind to that extreme. You smoke medical marijuana?
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:27 pm
No, it's highly accurate.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:26 pm
Lieberman? LMAO, he was kissing McCain's a** throughout the entire 2008 campaign.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:25 pm
One term Mitt - they Chose EMK for the senate, not Mittstery.
arnnatz - October 15, 2012, 7:15 pm
or a chart I made up when I was zonked on opiates
thatmfguy - October 15, 2012, 7:04 pm
Title should have been "logical fallacies"
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 6:08 pm
#1 on the list elected a good Senator...
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 4:21 pm
#2 on the list elected Mitt as governor...

LIVIN LARGE - Expensive massages, top shelf vodka and five-star hotels: FLOTUS is accused of spending $10million in public money on her vacations

TAGS: fat lady of the united states
Rating: 4.79/5

More politifakes by JGalt

MashiMashi - November 10, 2012, 4:42 pm


IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Liberals were right- it was kind of a racial thing. Obama Hates Americans!



WILLIAM GLADSTONE - "Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear"

NEGATIVE RATING IN 37 STATES - and 20 more to go!


$38, 500 PER PLATE -

RONALD REAGAN : US PRESIDENT - AMERICAN PATRIOT - Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged.

" AS PROMISED, OBAMA IS DESTROYING COAL INDUSTRY " - " If somebody wants to build a coal powered plant they can, it's just that it will bankrupt them."

YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! - "I've been to all 57 states.....2 more to go"

NO WONDER - No wonder liberals want to try to make a big deal about Romneys off-hand comment about airplane windows!

THE VICTORY FUND - 6 fundraisers by F.O.T.U.S. in one day. Things are going according to plan....

LINCOLNS - We could use a few, nowadays

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Some of us tried to warn everyone before the election..... lets hope we got smarter for November 2012

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THE CLOWN'S JOBS BILL - This is what it is really all about.

A BUMP IN THE ROAD - So casually dismissing things. Like a pothole on the way to vegas.... Mr. Failure. You embarrass us!

PROJECT FAST AND FURIOUS - Allen West calls for Holder's resignation.


SAGGING POLL NUMBERS - Meaning Americans can tell the difference between what Obama does and what he watches other people do!

Blue States Sinking -

PROTECTIONISM... THE TRUTH IS ON A $10 BILL - "Protection, which guards and develops our industries, is a cardinal policy of the Republican Party." Republican 1904 platform

PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP - How about something more important like proof of leadership????

POU.T.U.S. - Pouter....


THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH - "The government of the United States is not in any sense founded upon the Christian religion." - President John Adams, 1796

RED STATES - Sucking from the teet of the Blue States.

PRESIDENTIAL MEMOIRS - How to travel lavishly on someone else's dime!


REPUBLICANS - They hate socialism.

TAGS: welfare red states conservative republican
Rating: 2.2/5

More politifakes by Cannabal

Renza - March 8, 2013, 7:54 am
But it doesn't count when a republican gets hand outs from the government, they "earned it" because apparently nobody else in the country pays taxes... or some kind of broken logic like that.
PapaFox - March 8, 2013, 7:32 am
Gives a whole new meaning to the word "parasite"

Gun Free Zones -

TAGS: gun free zones do not work chattanooga shooting muhammad youssef abdulazeez islamic terrorism united states marines usmc tennessee semper fidelis
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

mittromney - July 18, 2015, 4:41 pm
/I think the problem is you don't know what you are talking about on the subject of gun control violence and you don't see it./
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 18, 2015, 12:39 pm
I think the problem is that the sign is too small and the shooter didn't see it.
MPsniper - July 18, 2015, 7:29 am
looking at the ph**o... it appears that the glass has been sh** through...which would mean the sh**s were launched from outside the posted gun free zone. so.....the murderer technically did not violate the sign. just saying.

Stand With Israel -

Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives -

Mitt R. Money -

Bang Bang -

Americanism is Fascism -

Numbers Don't Lie -

The United States Of America -

How Many MARINES Would It Take to Bring Down ISIS? -

Heritage Not Hate -

marriage and divorce is regulated by the states -

TAGS: scotus over reaching states rights
Rating: 3/5

More politifakes by OTC

OTC - July 7, 2015, 3:19 pm
fauxnews - July 7, 2015, 2:06 pm
Of course, of that conservative spread Scalia is the biggest activist of all.
OTC - July 7, 2015, 9:13 am
Justice Kennedy said the law needs to "evolve". They're now the Supreme activists.
fauxnews - July 7, 2015, 12:30 am
I don't think people go to the state court house for guidance on a supreme court decision on g'ay marriage, maybe in your country...before the Civil War? X-D
OTC - July 7, 2015, 12:09 am
I don't think people go to the federal court house for a marriage license, maybe in your country?
fauxnews - July 6, 2015, 6:59 pm
Not anymore.That's why you have a Supreme court,for constitutional matters like this,mate.States rights vs. Federal rights was decided by a civil war,want to guess which faction won?The g'ay marriage decision is the latest proof in the pudding.Cheers :-)

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